Graphic Novel Review: Smallville Season 11, Volume 1 a Fun Continuation of CW Show

Following the decade-long success of the CW’s top-rated show about the Man of steel’s modest Kansas beginnings, Smallville moves from the small screen to the printed page, with a DC-produced Season Eleven graphic novel series that isn’t restricted by the TV show’s original “no tights, no flight” policy.

Cover Art for Smallville Season 11, Vol. 1, courtesy DC Comics, 2013

Cover Art for Smallville Season 11, Vol. 1, courtesy DC Comics, 2013

A labor of love most likely dedicated to show’s numerous fans, Smallville Season Eleven picks up right after the series’ finale, in which Tom Welling’s Clark Kent finally came of age to become Superman, albeit not in name. With Michael Rosenbaum’s Lex Luthor (who returned for the final episode) having no memory of the decade-long series — or his interactions with Clark – due to a retro-virus sneakily injected into by a dying Tess Mercer, this post-series continuation frees itself from having to explain how the two former best friends go on to become each other’s arch-enemies.

In the first collected volume, titled Guardian, several months have passed since the show’s events which had culminated with Clark’s victory over Darkseid, the much awaited point when the former teen student and all-around savior finally donned the red and blue suit we’ve come to know so well. Clark and Lois are still together, working at the Daily Planet and sharing an apartment in downtown Metropolis. Clark/Superman tries to sneak away when necessary, so to help save lives, such as the case of a space shuttle caught in a small meteor storm which causes a hull breech.

With the city (and the planet) slowly getting used to the caped wonder, with the possible exception of Lex Luthor, who is still recovering from the retrograde amnesia suffered at the hands of his late sister Tess Mercer. Luthor is planning to expose Superman as the alien threat the world should be afraid of, and enlists the help of General Lane (Lois’ dad) to try and bring in Supes for interrogation.

A few issues in, we are introduced to an astronaut by the name of Hank Henshaw, who most seasoned Superman readers remember as one of four alternate Supermen upon his death at the hands of Doomsday. Similarly, an accident causes the unlucky astronaut to be burned on most of his body, resulting in a Lexcorp experiment which turns him into a mad cyborg hellbent on revenge. This echoes the Cyber-Superman storyline from “The Death of Superman” in the early 90s.

Meanwhile, lovebirds Chloe Sullivan and Green Arrow Oliver Queen continue to fight the good fight on their terms, while also investigating a potential alien visitor whose arrival was masked by a meteor shower similar to that of Clark Kent’s back in the day. Very mysterious. Their bacon is saved by Clark a few times, especially when outnumbered.

As for Lex, he is plagued by visits from the great beyond when his deceased sister comes back to torment him, while only he can see her, of course. Not even loyal assistant Otis can help the ultra-smart billionaire figure this one out, though it’s great fun to see the artists’ rendering of Michael Rosenbaum’s incarnation of the bald villain.

Superman saves Green Arrow in SMALLVILLE SEASON 11 VOL. 1, courtesy DC Comics, 2013

Superman saves Green Arrow in SMALLVILLE SEASON 11 VOL. 1, courtesy DC Comics, 2013

It goes without saying that much of the content of this first volume relies heavily on elements from the show, from character likeness to dialogue. This is largely due to the involvement of Bryan Q. Miller, a writer who contributed to the last three seasons of the show. Miller truly captures the feel of the show on each page, especially in exchanges between Lois and Clark.

Gone are the red trunks, a throwback to the olden days of the 75-year old DC Comics character now easily dismissed, both in this series as well as DC’s New 52 timeline, not to mention Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel film currently in theatres.

The sky is truly the limit in this new series, in that the manipulative selective amnesia plot line used in the show finale allows this new series of stories free rein, since Lex never conceivably knew Clark after all, once knowledge of him over the years disappeared in a flash. Many fans had raged on about the unlikely bond between sworn arch-enemies, so this latest chapter brings the mythology back in line with the established mythos.

While the re-introduction of the Hank Henshaw storyline is a bit week, it’s still nice to see an unrestrained story limited only by the artwork and writing of its creative team.  Witty dialogue abounds, each character’s voice stands out as it did on the show, especially Lois’ sarcasm as originally delivered by Erica Durance.

Also gone of course is the no flights, no tights policy from the series, which helps liberate every subplot restricted by the need for Clark to maintain secrecy as the evasive Blur. Now, as a red and blue icon of hope for Metropolis, Clark/Superman need only worry about keeping up his bumbling persona as clumsy Clark from Smallville, now working in the big city as a reporter for the Planet. This allows him full access to emergency situations where a caped hero is needed in town, while keeping up civilian appearances, though a handful of close friends are already in on the charade. 

There’s great hope for this series to continue, as another volume, titled “Detective”, is slated to publish in a few months. That chapter will introduce Bruce Wayne as a never-before element in the otherwise standalone Smallville universe. With much of the former TV franchise having been grounded in more or less of a real world environment, one must wonder what it’d had been like if we’d been watching a show called “Gotham” for the past decade. For now, we the fans can keep enjoying this show in graphic novel form, just as Whedonites did with a fictitious 8th season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer a few years back, and which ran for 40 issues.

3.5 out of 5

Blu-Ray Review: A Good Day to Die Hard a Terrible, Terrible Idea

Ever heard of the famous popular term known as “jumping the shark?” It’s that moment in the life of a television or film franchise when the audience starts not giving a crap, usually because the creators of said favorite entertainment property decided to pull a 180 and disregard any previous attempt at class or legitimacy, if only for the sake of ratings, resulting in a reeking piece of desperate crap?

There have been many of these in years past: retooled special editions of Star Wars with meticulously sacrilegious changes; Indiana Jones providing us with an updated term now known as “nuking the fridge” in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull…the list goes on.

As much as I’d like to keep this latest Die Hard sequel out of such a prestigious and infamous category, I must admit that it tried and succeeded in making the aforementioned pieces of rancid fromage look good in comparison. Bruce Willis seems to not only phone this in, but seems lost from scene to scene, probably asking himself whether he’d actually thought a script came with the project.

A Good Day to Die Hard Blu-Ray Cover, courtesy Fox Home Video, 2013

A Good Day to Die Hard Blu-Ray Cover, courtesy Fox Home Video, 2013

 

Oh, where to begin amidst this horrific mess: John McClane (Bruce Willis), unsung hero of so many near-death catastrophes in American history (who can forget the Nakatomi incident, the Dulles airport scandal, the Central Park debacle or the U.S. Infrastructure Computer Hack of 2007?), is still a hardened cop with no manners, whose daughter still loves him but whose grown and estranged son (now played by Jai Courtney) won’t talk to him due to gods-knows-what reasons.

Out of nowhere, a disposable supporting character (let’s call him Cop Buddy #1) tells John that his son Jack (Courtney) is awaiting trial in Moscow, Russia, for apparent murder. Off goes Mr. Willis in search of his rebellious son, now a tough spy, in old Mother Russia. There, John and Jack have an unlikely chance meet in the middle of a snatch and grab rescue attempt of a political hero (Sebastian Koch) whose testimony could threaten the current evil top politician in the country. Eek.

As the chase proceeds for the McClane boys to evade capture and liberate a potential savior of the people, it’s only a matter of time before the baddies get their comeuppance, lest all of Moscow be destroyed in the process.

The boys ride an elevator to danger in A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, courtesy Fox Home Video, 2013

The boys ride an elevator to danger in A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, courtesy Fox Home Video, 2013

 

I’m a real sucker for a good action piece, provided it makes an ounce of goddamned sense, even in fictitious terms. At no point during the course of this movie is it ever explained why John McClane can’t just call overseas to speak to his son in custody, instead of globetrotting halfway across the planet, only to belligerently piss off innocent locals who don’t speak rude English as Willis’ now cartoonish hero does.

In addition to an inexplicable series of subplots in which the McClanes come into some much needed weapons, the film’s climactic sequence takes place in notorious Chernobyl, while all but the American boys wear protective gear. Seems you can’t get sick from ambient rads if you sweat cool and exude bad-assedness. Sigh.

The film quickly devolves into a veritable pastiche of action pieces with no real logical or sequential relevance, with instances of potential double crosses and intrigue which get dismissed as easily as an empty shotgun. I can understand the need for some actors to stay relevant in today’s Hollywood, but this fifth film in a once decent franchise has become such a joke that it not only jumped the shark, it probably taught it how to read and speak, and is forcing it to write crappy scripts for films like this.

In retrospect, I truly wish the film had been called something a little more explicit, like The Hardest Dying that Has Ever Died in Hardness. No such luck. Note that there is a sixth installment in the works, tentatively titled Die Hardest…I’m not kidding folks. If we’re lucky, the 7th film might be called Just Die Already, or better yet, Dead, much like this sad franchise now overdue for euthanasia.

0.5 out of 5

Blu-Ray Review: Dark Skies a Color by Numbers but Effective Thriller

A rather predictable but gradually chilling tale of possible abduction from mysterious forces, Dark Skies borrows from every recent element from other successful movies, in order to bring another story about the elusive “Grays” to the screen. Part Paranormal Activity (without the demonic aspects) and part The Fourth Kind, this film still finds an original approach to the sub-genre, all without asking too much of its modest cast.

Dark Skies Blu-Ray Cover Art, courtesy Alliance, 2013

Dark Skies Blu-Ray Cover Art, courtesy Alliance, 2013

Daniel and Lacy Barrett (Josh Hamilton, Keri Russell) live in the suburbs with sons Jesse (Dakota Goyo) and Sammy (Kadan Rockett), leading a seemingly peaceful life despite some employment woes.

They seem to have it all: the decent neighbors, the cookouts, the awkward teens, and the nuclear family dynamic. But what happens when each family member starts experiencing disturbing occurrences within their idyllic dwelling? Food spills out of the fridge in the middle of the night as if a prowler helped himself with no lights on; the alarm system freaks out for no reason. Worse yet, items are impossibly stacked in their kitchen, and young Sammy complains of some scary Sandman coming to him at night. Is he imagining things? Is someone — or something — visiting them unannounced and unwelcome?

As mysterious events become more and more frequent, Daniel and Lacy take drastic measures, some of which include cameras in every room as well as help from an alien conspiracy theorist (J.K. Simmons), to get any sort of proof before their lives are in danger.

Lacy (Keri Russell) unaware of a presence behind her in DARK SKIES, courtesy eOne, 2013

Lacy (Keri Russell) unaware of a presence behind her in DARK SKIES, courtesy eOne, 2013

There’s an all-too familiar checklist of forgettable supporting characters which peppers this tightly shot suspense thriller, from the dubious neighbors and friends ready to laugh at alien encounter claims, right down to the eccentric believer who comes in to help, not unlike Tangina in Poltergeist or every other variation of such predictability in your typical Hollywood formulae.

While we’re made to empathize with this poor family’s growing lack of options, you can only go so far before you become blasé about following the adventures of a terrified family, with their limited actions (or should I say reaction) to such an ordeal, before they would logically take logical steps to ensure or prevent a recurrence of such terrifying visits. Moving away for a while, perhaps? Unlike the Freelings in the aforementioned ghost tale, this family prefers to stay put and lose their collective shite, rather than seek help or call for reinforcements.

I mean, sure, some family members seem to become controlled by said alien oppressors (whose presence is only announced by camera static), but once your sons start to show signs of physical experimentation, that’s when you visit the relatives or stay at a hotel. After all, very few alien abductions ever occurred on the 14th floor of the local Hilton.

Lacy (Keri Russell) asks her boy about the mystery kitchen structure in DARK SKIES, courtesy eOne, 2013

Lacy (Keri Russell) asks her boy about the mystery kitchen structure in DARK SKIES, courtesy eOne, 2013

 

Aside from its characters’ utter lack of common sense or reactive instinct, the film is a pretty effective pulse-pounding chiller, designed to slowly but gradually turn the once-comfy dwelling into a scary place with hard-to-find and unwelcome visitors. Though the acting isn’t top notch and the production values are barely adequate, the film works in keeping us guessing as to the eventual disclosure of these late night visitors.

In a sea of so many other color-by-numbers family-in-peril fright fests, I’ll give Dark Skies its due and rate it as top tier, at least in comparison to its way more idiotic film cousins, most of them having to do with a ghost, a demon, a dangerous box or all of the above. As much as I had hoped this movie would have explored its secret elements more thoroughly, it’s still effective in use of invasive camera angles, sudden violin crescendos and jump cuts designed to raise our collective arm hairs. If only the story had been better conceived, it might have made for a much more terrifying classic.

Alas, no such luck, in this world or the next.

3 out of 5

DVD Review: Doctor Who Double Shot Helps Fans Catch Up to 50th Anniversary

With a whole lotta wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey goings on having occurred this past calendar year in the Doctor Who universe, it was only a matter of time before BBC finally issued out all of the remaining Series 7 episodes, so to help wrap up Matt Smith’s turn as the ever-loving Time Lord and his beloved TARDIS, on their way to a 50th anniversary celebration which should also feature previous Doctor David Tennant and former companion Rose Tyler, come November 2013.

At the risk of rehashing familiar story lines to seasoned Whovians reading this piece, allow me to help you get situated with this review of two excellent DVD releases by BBC America: Doctor Who: The Snowmen (that is, the most recent Christmas special) as well as Series Seven, Part Two, which continues the good Doctor’s journey with a new companion (Jenna-Louise Coleman), following the titular character’s heart-wrenching parting with the Ponds (see Series Seven, Part One) last year.

Latest DVD Releases for Doctor Who, courtesy BBC America, 2013

Latest DVD Releases for Doctor Who, courtesy BBC America, 2013

After the culminating adventures leading to the Doctor (Matt Smith) being forced to part ways with his companions of many seasons, Amy Pond and Rory Williams (Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill), the now morose Time Lord decides to hang out in mid-1800s London England, deep in the heart of Dickensian times. Unable to resist a good mystery, the brooding alien decides to pair up with a trio of unusual investigators (though, to be fair, two-thirds of this group are also not human, in any age) when some mysterious sentient snowmen start popping up throughout the British capital.

Also on the trail of these mysterious creations is British governess Clara Oswald (Jenna-Louise Coleman), an equally mysterious young figure who sounds an awful lot like a certain girl from a previous episode, who turned out to be an independent benevolent Dalek entity. Curiouser and curiouser. As the trio composed of a Silurian detective, a human assistant and a rambunctious Sontaran henchman help the Doctor and Clara Oswald figure out who could be responsible for these bizarre anachronistic occurrences, little are they aware that a nefarious villain only known as the Great Intelligence (voiced by Ian McKellen) and his human co-conspirator Dr. Simeon (Richard E. Grant, a great potential choice for Time Lord if I had a say) are working together to try and rid the planet of humanity by replacing all who live with ice creatures.

Clara Oswald (Jenna-Louise Coleman) and The Doctor (Matt Smith) meet in THE SNOWMEN, courtesy BBC America, 2013

Clara Oswald (Jenna-Louise Coleman) and The Doctor (Matt Smith) meet in THE SNOWMEN, courtesy BBC America, 2013

This latest Christmas episode is much stronger than previous installments, if only for the fact that it doesn’t reach for an easy delightful holiday themed plot, as opposed to previous years’ installments. If anything, its biggest asset is that of exploring the mystery that is Clara, given her previous appearance on the show, not to mention her subsequent role as the new companion in Series Seven, Part Two.  Some measure of humor and levity is brought on by the unlikely pairing of lizard-like Madame Vastra (Neve McIntosh), Jenny (Catrin Stewart) and the irascible Strax (Dan Starkey), as they act as some Victorian equivalent of some X-Files outfit, investigating unusual activity in their neo-industrial surroundings.

Richard E. Grant is a great pick as the episode’s baddie, but is barley seen in this story, though we’re happy to see him make a strong comeback in the second half of the series, as a recurring villain with grand designs against the Doctor. The idea of living snowmen trying to take over London (and then, the world!) is a bit silly and kitschy, but then again, this show made its name and repute by feeding off such basic concepts, often to great effect. After all, how dangerous could Daleks be with plungers and whisks as limbs?

The Doctor (Matt Smith) struggles to keep control in a Neil Gaiman-penned episode of DOCTOR WHO, courtesy BBC America, 2013

The Doctor (Matt Smith) struggles to keep control in a Neil Gaiman-penned episode of DOCTOR WHO, courtesy BBC America, 2013

As the second half of this seventh modern series resumes, we find our favorite Time Lord a bit all over the place, mostly keeping to himself in remote parts of history so to study the fascinating case of Clara, who he dubs the Impossible Girl. After all, having met her as a Dalek in outer space, then a Victorian governess, how could she possibly be living as a nanny in 2012 London as well?

Approaching her to invite her on his adventures, the Doctor whisks her away on the TARDIS, after which they save a plane from crashing in the suburbs, thwart World War III aboard a Russian nuclear sub in the mid-1980s,  help a young regent make an important decision at the other end of the universe, solve the mystery of a mansion haunting in the mid-1970s, lead a frantic search throughout the many levels of the gigantic TARDIS (a first for fans dying to explore the iconic vehicle), save lives in a mysterious factory, survive a bizarre amusement park and also confront the Great Intelligence once again. In other words, a typical half-season of Doctor Who, by most fans’ standards.

Richard E. Grant as Dr.Simeon/The Great Intelligence, in DOCTOR WHO, courtesy BBC America, 2013

Richard E. Grant as Dr.Simeon/The Great Intelligence, in DOCTOR WHO, courtesy BBC America, 2013

The season’s final chapter, intriguingly titled ” The Name of the Doctor”, doesn’t quite deliver on that promise but is quite the mind-bending piece of Whovian history, by taking us to the Doctor’s final resting place, in the far-future. With his latest arch-nemesis looking to undo all of the Time Lord’s deeds by changing his timeline, we get to witness how history might have unfolded had the Doctor never existed. A great use of archival footage of past actors and episodes is made here, helping these latest episodes fit better within this celebrated half-century long running television series.

Best-selling author Neil Gaiman takes a second stab at the series, after receiving praise for his previous script “The Doctor’s Wife” last year. As entertaining as this second go tries to be, it gets bogged down into yet another attempt at reviving the Cybermen threat. After so many stories about Cybermen and Daleks, the show really finds fresh new footing when introducing new sorts to the masses, i.e. The Weeping Angels and The Silence.

In the finale’s climactic last few moments, we actually venture into the Doctor’s psyche, where we are promised a glimpse into what made him who he is today. A surprise appearance by a respectable British actor piques our interest, as we head into the much-anticipated anniversary milestone episode come November.

The Snowmen: 3 out of 5      Series Seven Part Two:  3.5 out of 5

Film Review: Fast and Furious 6 a Great Action Movie with No Respect for Physics

I’d try to avoid spoilers when it comes to the Vin Diesel/Paul Walker franchise of Fast and Furious , so I’ll just say this: There are people who drive cars really well, drive fast and drive furiously. As long as director Justin Lin keeps upping the ante on the series, folks will keep lining up to watch Vin’s sourpuss mug, Walker’s second fiddle conflicted soul and a ridiculously edited non-sequitur of girls dancing to a DJ around cars, seemingly at random. Sigh.

Theatrical Poster for Fast and Furious 6, courtesy Universal, 2013

Theatrical Poster for Fast and Furious 6, courtesy Universal, 2013

 

It’s been a while since the daring Rio bank vault heist which had U.S. DEA agent Hobbes (Dwayne Johnson) chasing after Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel), Brian O’Connor (Paul Walker) and their gang of expert precision drivers. Suffice it to say, since we’re talking about the sixth installment in the series here, the boys managed to escape with $100 million, and are now living in Europe, in the comfort of a non-extradition country.

When Hobbes, now a promoted agent with the Diplomatic Security Service, approaches the exiled Dom and his friends (Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Sung Kang, Gal Gadot, etc.) for help in stopping a dangerous and brilliant criminal (Luke Evans) from stealing sensitive components which could create a fearful weapon, the gang must decide if risking their lives is worth the full pardon Hobbes waves in their face.

Adding to the equation is Hobbes’ confirmation that Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) is still alive after all, and working with the enemy due to amnesia. With so much riding on the mission at hand, can Dom, Brian and the crew trust Hobbes’ word, and stop a madman before the balance of power shifts in the wrong direction?

Roman (Tyrese Gibson) jumps to safety in a key scene from FAST AND FURIOUS 6, courtesy Universal, 2013

Roman (Tyrese Gibson) jumps to safety in a key scene from FAST AND FURIOUS 6, courtesy Universal, 2013

 

Aside from the overall takedown plot associated with this latest installment, there is a remarkable amount of ill logic which permeates the story, forcing the viewer to forgive little things like how physics work, or assessing plausible distances in key scenes, not to mention the fact that no one ever seems to drive over an innocent pedestrian during each film’s key car chases, races and so on.

As much as Fast and Furious 6 entertains from a popcorn escapist perspective, the likelihood of any of it making much sense in the end, makes this series as predictable as, let’s say, the Friday the 13th films. You know what it’s about, you know what”ll happen, but like a car wreck on a highway, you keep looking to see how they’ll come up with new ways to cause carnage this time around.

I want to praise Diesel, Walker, Gibson, Ludacris, Johnson and the gang for coming up with fresh new takes on their characters, but the gang seems to go through the motions by rote at this point, just short of phoning it in. At least in Fast Five, we could look forward to Diesel and Johnson butting heads towards an inevitable confrontation. This time, with the pair working together in a totally different context, some of that pizzazz is gone, with the film’s lead baddie hiding in the shadows, popping up occasionally to wax philosophical about how opponents should be respected for their skills, while paradoxically plotting massive destruction and mayhem. Color me confused.

Add to this some very silly stunts which make absolutely no sense to the layman (I refer to a mid-air rescue by Diesel on a highway), and a climactic airport runway scene which runs so long the take off lane must be miles long, and you find yourself with a mind numbing disposable action piece which still boasts some impressive stunt driving.

The Crew is Back in FAST AND FURIOUS 6, courtesy Universal, 2013

The Crew is Back in FAST AND FURIOUS 6, courtesy Universal, 2013

 

Hardcore fans will want to stick around for the post-credits Easter Egg which not only hints at the plot for an inevitable Fast and Furious 7 (or Fastest and Most Furious?), where a familiar voice known to action fans comes to threaten the gang after a horrific last scene. I wish I could say I’m excited for that one, but given the cookie-cutter mold of these flicks, I can probably review the next one ahead of time…and tell you there’ll be stunts, fast and furious driving and probably some wrongs to right.Oh, the predictability…

3 out of 5

Blu-Ray Review: Beautiful Creatures a Terrible Magic Trick

It stands to reason that, with young adult supernatural novels being all the rage of late, that another studio would hope to cash in on the “lightning in a bottle” phenomenon that was the Twilight series of films. This led to TV adapting another series of books, called The Vampire Diaries, while others focused on swordplay and wizardry of another sort.

This invariably leads back to the world of magic, filled with both dark and good witches, as is seen in Beautiful Creatures, reviewed here.

Blu-Ray Cover Art for Beautiful Creatures, courtesy Warner Home Video, 2013

Blu-Ray Cover Art for Beautiful Creatures, courtesy Warner Home Video, 2013

 

Set up in a format that I can only honestly describe as “Hillbilly Twilight in Reverse”, Beautiful Creatures follows South Carolina hometown high schooler Ethan (Alden Ehrenreich) as he heads back to class in his junior year, where he meets the mysterious Lena (Alice Englert), niece of a wealthy eccentric recluse (Jeremy Irons) living in the thick bushy outskirts of town.

When Ethan’s none too bright chaste and highly devout fellow students start gossiping about her family’s possible Satanic affiliations, the well-read and less narrow-minded teen instead befriends Lena, only to learn that she is in fact a young member of a larger family of Casters, powerful witches who are chosen for either the Light or the Dark side of Magic. With Lena’s 16th birthday approaching, the entire clan prepares for a huge transference of power about to befall the young outcast.

Lena and Ethan discover that Lena’s long-lost evil mother Sarafine (Emma Thompson) has returned, possessing the body of a local bible thumper so to interfere with the young lovers’ hopes of a magic-free life. As time runs out and Lena’s fate literally teetering between good and evil, an entire town’s destiny is about to change forever, lest a young woman fight for the will to choose her own fate.

Uncle Macon (Jeremy Irons) warns his niece (Alice Englert) and her boyfriend Ethan (Alden Ehrenreich) in BEAUTIFUL CREATURES, courtesy Warner Home Video, 2013

Uncle Macon (Jeremy Irons) warns his niece (Alice Englert) and her boyfriend Ethan (Alden Ehrenreich) in BEAUTIFUL CREATURES, courtesy Warner Home Video, 2013

 

Despite the impressive display of visual effects peppered throughout this film, there’s a decided lack of specifics when it comes to the age-old fight between good and evil, as if this film turned out to be a mid-season episode of an already ongoing TV show. As much as the vaunted prophecy is bandied about with so much resting on one poor teenager’s shoulders, there is no real feeling of immediate danger, save for a handful of lightning bolts, objects being flung left and right as well as some seriously bad weather come the last reel.

Be that as it may, the first half of the film is built up with the human boy meeting the Caster girl, in a role reversal from the well-worn Bella-Edward template. All well and good, except that even with sparkly skin and emo ‘tudes, the Forks teen lovers were never as boring and rudderless as these two corn fed youngsters are in this film.

Emmy Rossum as Dark Caster cousin Ridley, in BEAUTIFUL CREATURES, courtesy Warner Home Video, 2013

Emmy Rossum as Dark Caster cousin Ridley, in BEAUTIFUL CREATURES, courtesy Warner Home Video, 2013

You can throw top notch names like Jeremy Irons, Emma Thompson and even Viola Davis into the mix, but in the end a handful of good top-tier cast members can’t elevate the prematurely dead script used here. I’ll take a guess and assume that the novel was much better structured and definitely more enjoyable. As it turns out, even with the inclusion of a few Warner inside jokes by way of a recurring cinema marquee gimmick, there’s no fun nor magic to be found in this “beautiful” film, one which is completely devoid of any sense, logic or continuity.

The end result of this terrible magic trick feels like you’re watching a group of willing folks rehearse a play they have yet to read, while the audience already paid for their seats. If there was ever a spell to forget this painfully dull experience, I’d pay a good price for it. Alas, reality is all too brutal, though I suspect it’s much gentler than this petard.

1 out of 5

Blu-Ray Review: True Blood Season Five Gets Bloody Biblical, Literally

After a dismally weak and slow fourth season filled with tedious subplots about witches, spirits and all wolves and vamps in between, I am pleased to say that Alan Ball’s HBO fangfest returns to more reactive territory, by delving head first into the heart of the vampire community, with the long awaited introduction of The Authority.

Blu-Ray Cover Art for TRUE BLOOD Season Five, courtesy HBO, 2013

Blu-Ray Cover Art for TRUE BLOOD Season Five, courtesy HBO, 2013

A lot had happened in a short amount of time since the Season Four finale, what with Alcide (Joe Mangianello) discovering that the long-thought dead Russell Edgington (Russell O’Hare) had broken out of his concrete tomb. Also, we saw Sookie (Anna Paquin) meet her near demise at the hands of Alcide’s ex, until Tara jumped in front of the bullet, dying in Sook’s arms. Furthermore, a vindictive pack master had been murdered out of revenge, the Authority’s official spokesperson Nan Flanagan meeting her true death at the hands of Bill (Stephen Moyer) and Eric (Alexander Skarsgard). Did I leave anything out? Probably.

In any case, it’s a whole new season, and the Authority’s pissed, enough to track down and abduct Bill and Eric, but not before they meet the elder group’s chancellor, Nora (Lucy Griffiths), who just happens to be Eric’s ageless sister. Back at the Stackhouse household, Sookie and Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) make an impulsive request by asking Pam (Kristina Bauer van Stratten) to turn Tara before she is fully dead, hoping to give her a new life as a vampire. This doesn’t come without moral and logistical complications.

In town, Merlotte’s cook Terry Bellefleur (Todd Lowe) reconnects with an old Army buddy (Scott Foley) who informs him that a vengeful spirit may have followed them back from their tour in Iraq;  Jason Stackhouse  (Ryan Kwanten) tries to figure out how to make amends with best friend Hoyt (Jim Parrack) after reconnecting with young nubile vamp Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll). Meanwhile, back at the Authority’s secret headquarters, Bill and Eric must appease the ire of its senior committee, headed by older vampire Roman (Christopher Meloni) and several other considerably older vampires. The group firmly believes in keeping a harmonious rapport with humankind, all the while fighting Sanguinista dissidents who follow an ancient original Testament recalling the existence of Lilith, the first being and vampire created in God’s image.

With so much happening in this latest True Blood outing, the question becomes “who lives and who dies?”

Roman (Christopher Meloni) threatens Bill (Stephen Moyer) and Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) in TRUE BLOOD, courtesy HBO, 2013

Roman (Christopher Meloni) threatens Bill (Stephen Moyer) and Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) in TRUE BLOOD, courtesy HBO, 2013

I firmly think that the producers chose well in fleshing out some of the more prevalent icons referenced through Charlaine Harris’ novels, especially when it comes to finally exposing the Vampire Authority to the show’s fans. After all, there had to be a real sense of larger importance in order to convey the power such a group would hold over a small nation of virtually immortal beings, by flaunting its control and rule over those who would themselves rule over humans they see as no more than cattle.

While I’m as unenthusiastic about the Iraqi spirit subplot as I was by, well, the entire witches’ storyline from Season Four, I’m quite happy with the fact that they retained a decent camaraderie between main cast members. A bizarre kinship between Bill and Eric doesn’t quite turn into a bromance, but entertains nonetheless. Anna Paquin doesn’t quite have as much to do this year, but I believe this may have been due to the actress’ pregnancy later in the season. Of course, the growing suspense of the Authority’s final success or demise, and its members’ fate as they fight for or against the honor of  First Vampire Lilith, makes for captivating viewing and doesn’t disappoint.

Hot tempered Tara (Rutina Wesley) gets a lesson in manners from Pam (Kristina Bauer von Strratten) in TRUE BLOOD, courtesy HBO, 2013

Hot tempered Tara (Rutina Wesley) gets a lesson in manners from Pam (Kristina Bauer von Stratten) in TRUE BLOOD, courtesy HBO, 2013

I wish I could tell you to be excited about the box set’s bonus features, but aside from some added information and commentaries with some episodes, along with some background tidbits about characters (bio notes, etc.), there isn’t a whole lot to sink your teeth into. What’s left to enjoy is the season itself, in which the blood looks tastier and the fangs sharper, given the excellent audio and HD quality, grain-free picture. I can’t wait to see what the show has in store for Season Six, which debuts on HBO in June. Let’s hope they don’t repeat the same mistakes as Year Four and keep the plot twists coming right up until each episode’s end credits.

3.5 out of 5

Film Review: Star Trek Into Darkness Solid Sci-Fi Fare But Inadequate Sequel

This is the review I’ve been dreading, where I write up my thoughts as objectively as possible, while being honest to my friends and loyal readers who know me as the biggest Trekkie they’ve come across.

As many of you know, I’ve been following the developments of this project on multiple occasions here on Pop Culture Landscape over the past several months. With each new teaser and trailer, JJ Abrams fed us subtle clues and classic acts of misdirection, in the hope of keeping his latest project fresh, shocking and filled with inventive twists given the alternate-timeline reboot device of the excellent 2009 film.

Now, with the arrival of this second outing with the younger incarnations of the original Enterprise crew, fans are asked to go along with the latest changes. In retrospect, that’s a lot to ask for.

Theatrical Poster for STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, courtesy Paramount Pictures, 2013

Theatrical Poster for STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, courtesy Paramount Pictures, 2013

The movie starts off mid-mission, as Kirk (Chris Pine) and Bones (Karl Urban) run away from angry natives on a primitive planet, while Spock (Zachary Quinto), Sulu (John Cho) and Uhura (Zoe Saldana) try to prevent the catastrophic eruption of said planet’s massive volcano. Throwing Prime Directive caution to the wind, Kirk decides that a brief exposure of the ship shouldn’t be too bad, and disobeys Starfleet’s golden rule to save his crew mates when things go South.

This earns the reckless and brash young captain a serious reprimand at the hands of Admiral Pike (Bruce Greenwood), who has no choice but to demote Kirk to Commander and re-assign him away from the Enterprise. Meanwhile, news comes that a terrorist attack on a secret facility in London, England, has been perpetrated by a Federation agent known as John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch) before fleeing to a remote section of space in Klingon territory.

Refusing to allow this heinous act to go unpunished, Admiral Marcus (Peter Weller) sends Kirk, Spock and crew on a military mission to capture and/or kill Harrison, so he may answer for his crimes. This proves a difficult mission, once details are revealed as to the true purpose of the mission, Harrison’s affiliations and Starfleet’s ulterior motives in this raid. Kirk must rely on his own instincts to shed light on the situation, before all out war erupts with the aggressive warrior race.

John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch) submits to a blood test at the hands of Doctor McCoy (Karl Urban) in STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, courtesy Paramount Pictures, 2013

John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch) submits to a blood test at the hands of Doctor McCoy (Karl Urban) in STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, courtesy Paramount Pictures, 2013

Now, as to the task of reviewing this film without giving away the whole kit and kaboodle. I’ll still give credit to Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto in their continuing efforts to flesh out the uneasy budding friendship the fictitious pair have already demonstrated at the hands of Shatner and Nimoy in decades past. Though some of their co-stars find themselves limited in their respective roles (i.e. a bit more could have been handed to Urban, who shouldn’t be reduced to cheesy metaphors, ditto the nearly absent Chekov, played by Anton Yelchin), you still get the sense that this tightly knit crew functions well, and that the camaraderie is genuine.

As to the film’s plot, I find myself having difficulty accepting that, despite the valiant efforts of director JJ Abrams along with writers Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman and Damon Lindelof, no newer ideas have come up this time around, despite the game changing gimmick of having changed Trek history altogether in the first film. Why go back to familiar story lines, villains and overly beaten paths, when a whole new road presents itself before you?

Indeed, much of the content seen in this second Trek film feels cheaply rehashed out of a sense of nostalgia, a ploy which hurts this still-entertaining movie in the long run. Familiar names from the past (or is it future?) pop back up before being dismissed or remanded to the background altogether. Not since early May’s Iron Man 3 has a filmmaker drawn up so many familiar elements before pulling a switcheroo on its eager audience.

Carol Marcus (Alice Eve) and James T. Kirk (Chris Pine) in STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, courtesy Paramount Pictures, 2013

Carol Marcus (Alice Eve) and James T. Kirk (Chris Pine) in STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, courtesy Paramount Pictures, 2013

It’ll be hard for some to accept this latest take on the re imagined Trek mythos, lens flares and pristine Apple iBridge intact. While I find it fair to boldly remix some classic elements in the hope of coming up with something new to excite the masses, there comes a time when doing so spreads the resources (not to mention the better characters) too thin, too soon out of the gate. Benedict Cumberbatch looks and sounds great as a potential villain full of poise and eloquence; I sincerely hope to see more of him, in this or other franchises. For now, however, I’ll find myself pondering whether this new alternate timeline also means that the odd-numbered Star Trek films will be the good ones, while the even numbered ones suffer as this one has?

I’ll just let the future decide for itself.  As a self-respecting Trekkie but also an objective writer-reviewer, I just can’t in good conscience accept this weaker outing, despite some good jokes and great action pieces. This is one case where the many needs of the story outweigh the needs of the few who just want to have fun with an already great iconic series.

2.5 out of 5

Blu-Ray Review: The Great Escape a Classic Experiment in Courage and Willpower

We’ve all seen the re-enactments of World War II camp imprisonments, with heyday shows like Hogan’s Heroes, spoofs the likes of Top Secret! and the like. But when it comes to the definitive depiction of trial and error paired with the will to survive and escape enemy containment, few films since have done an adequate job, save for director John Sturges’ incredible thriller The Great Escape, reviewed in high definition here.

Blu-Ray Cover Art for The Great Escape, courtesy Fox Home Video, 2013

Blu-Ray Cover Art for The Great Escape, courtesy Fox Home Video, 2013

 

While most younger film fans and Oscar viewers alike know this film from the famous motorcycle leap scene starring Steve McQueen as “The Cooler King”, a lot must be said about the ensemble cast assembled here, a ragtag group of mostly American POWs interspersed with their British counterparts, including ranking officer “Big X” Bartlett (Sir Richard Attenborough), as they keep trying to escape on a dare from camp Kommandant Von Luger (Hannes Messemer).

Indeed, though this film is partly based on real-life events, with names and characters amalgamated for dramatic purposes, it still ranks high on most critics’ best-of lists, not to mention its place as one of the most vivid depictions of stubborn determination when pitted against claustrophobic surroundings and probable death at the hands of less-than-enthused German captors in wartime.

I couldn’t help but be reminded of French filmmaker Jean Renoir’s La Grande Illusion while re-watching this, what with the uneasy rapport between captor and detainees, as well as the ingenuity and camaraderie required to pull off a difficult plan involving tunnels under the prison. The entire cast works well together, even though their fate doesn’t exactly bode well, à la Dirty Dozen.

Steve McQueen leads a cast of excellent actors who portray various personalities found around camp, namely James Garner (Scrounger), Charles Bronson (Tunnel King), Donald Pleasance (Forger), James Coburn (Manufacturer) and David McCallum (Dispersal), amongst so many others.

After repeat viewings, fans will start recognizing inspired gimmicks used in other films since (the moving of dirt via trousers is also used in Stephen King and Frank Darabont’s The Shawshank Redemption, for example) along with familiar musical and script-related themes.

The Cooler King (Steve McQueen) offers his latest excuses for trying to escape in THE GREAT ESCAPE, courtesy Fox Home Video, 2013

The Cooler King (Steve McQueen) offers his latest excuses for trying to escape in THE GREAT ESCAPE, courtesy Fox Home Video, 2013

 

Now, as to the less-pleasant aspects of this release. While most would have expected the studio to have gone through the expense of a lavish remastering of both picture and sound on this Hollywood classic, it isn’t the case here. While the audio-visual components of this product are clearer than the standard DVD format, the finesse of a meticulous upgrade is seriously lacking here.

Whether through a series of attempts at sharpening the picture for high def consumption, the final result suffers from a very distracting graininess which made me wish the folks responsible had waited a bit longer to truly give this film the love it deserves. When you think of earlier films which look pristine in comparison, there’s simply no excuse for the passable quality of the finished visual product here. At least the audio components carried over well, especially Leonard Bernstein’s timeless original music for the film.

As for the extras, there is very little here that hasn’t been offered on previous versions and formats for this film. The commentary by the director and key actors isn’t recent, so what we’re left with is a patched-up collection of separate excerpts glued together for the benefit of the buyer/collector. not the best option, but given the film’s age, it’s better than nothing.

Steve McQueen in an iconic scene from THE GREAT ESCAPE, courtesy Fox Home Video, 2013

Steve McQueen in an iconic scene from THE GREAT ESCAPE, courtesy Fox Home Video, 2013

 

As far as tense thrillers go, you can’t do much better than this. The only recent thriller to have such well-paced suspense would arguably be Ben Affleck’s Argo, at least in the final act. When the depiction of human beings forcing their way out of confinement makes for great pulse-pounding drama, you can only hope that the script is as good as the action seen on screen. Credit this valiant group of actors who paid tribute to the real men who managed to overcome incredible odds in order to save themselves in the face of terrible adversity. Definitely worth another look, despite the technical limitations examined here. Here’s hoping for a much better release soon.

Film: 5 out of 5      Blu-Ray Release: 3 out of 5

DVD Review: Safe Haven a Predictable, Sappy Mess

In the media that is film just as it is in the publishing world, some filmmakers and/or authors often pigeonhole themselves into a genre so specifically, that many of their later projects end up being judged on their glaring predictability. The film world saw M. Night Shyamalan become the “What a Twist!” guy, while in my opinion, author Nicholas Sparks has become the King of Obvious Sappy Twists. As I have discovered, his latest book turned-into-film, Safe Haven, is no different.

DVD Cover Art for Safe Haven, courtesy Alliance, 2013

DVD Cover Art for Safe Haven, courtesy Alliance, 2013

As with most other films based on Sparks’ works, two strangers fall in love after a series of unlikely but cutesy happenstances. Erin (Julianne Hough) runs off into the night after what we believe is a heinous crime. after cutting her hair short and dying it blonde, the poor terrified girl hops on a bus and narrowly escapes the clutches of a determined detective (David Lyons).

The runaway young woman ends up in a small South Carolina town where she changes her name to Katie, gets a job as a waitress near the docks, and has a few chance encounters with a local merchant and widower (Josh Duhamel) who runs his small store with his young son and daughter.

Though afraid to be discovered by the law but warming up to the hunky townie, Erin/Katie takes a chance with the local at the behest of a nearby neighbor (Cobie Smulders) who urges her on. Unaware of whether the big city detective will show up to bust her or whether her secret will be exposed, it’s up to Katie and Alex (Duhamel) to decide whether to really try to make things work despite the many secrets Katie harbors.

Katie (Hough), Alex (Duhamel) and the kids in SAFE HAVEN, courtesy Alliance, 2013

Katie (Hough), Alex (Duhamel) and the kids in SAFE HAVEN, courtesy Alliance, 2013

When I first began to watch this painfully tedious romantic drama, I began with the frame of mind that, since this is based on a Sparks book, that someone has to die horribly or prematurely. Little did I know that I had already seen many facets of this story in previous films, like Sleeping with the Enemy, Doc Hollywood and yes, The Sixth Sense, to bring me back to that Shyamalan reference.

What I wasn’t ready for was the level of predictability with which each scene is so shamefully telegraphed, short of yelling into the camera to warn the audience of necessary plot clues. As much as Josh Duhamel is believable as the widower with the greatest charm and heart, he can’t quite carry the burden of supporting a very flat-toned Hough, and isn’t really allowed to interact with the other male character of the piece, namely the big city detective exaggeratedly played by David Lyons.

Cobie Smulders feels a bit miscast as the wise but reserved neighbor in the nearby woods, but her role in the film grows clearer as the plot progresses. All the same, by the time you’re at the end credits, you’ll feel either unclean or overly manipulated. I’m usually fair when it comes to assessing movies: to justifiably call this film sappy is an insult to maple trees.

Katie (Julianne Hough) and fellow loner Jo (Cobie Smulders) chat in SAFE HAVEN, courtesy Alliance, 2013

Katie (Julianne Hough) and fellow loner Jo (Cobie Smulders) chat in SAFE HAVEN, courtesy Alliance, 2013

 

The DVD boasts very few extras, with an alternate ending option offering very little from the actual studio ending shown in the film. Also included are a few extended and deleted which are equally unremarkable.

I really wanted to give this film a chance, but in the end it’s blatantly obvious how much of a cookie-cutter script this has turned out to be. If you decide to watch this movie on a lark, you might as well make a drinking game of it, say, how long it will take you to figure out the big reveals, how predictable and color-by-numbers it all turns out to be and crying as you watch a willing young cast trying their damnedest to elevate mediocre material.

Oh, and I was right. Someone does die in the end. “What a twist!”

1.5 out of 5